Currently EB → MFPE (Apollo/Blackstone), HYPWSDM + Andover/Exeter, but sometimes I get down 'cause I didn't get bitches. Would lacrosse/rowing have fixed it?

Currently an Analyst at an EB, going to an MFPE (Apollo/Blackstone) in the next few months. Went to a HYPWSDM and also Deerfield/Andover/Exeter.

Sometimes I get down 'cause I didn't get bitches at all in life. But part of me wonders if I did lacrosse or rowing, would I have gotten women and shit? Like I remember back in the day, all the white and asian women flocked to those people at these schools.

I feel it would've also given me the experience necessary to be a Chad in the office and always be at the top of the pecking order. I feel being muscular isn't enough, and just going to those schools isn't enough. I just feel more and more like I fumbled my chance at becoming a demigod.

Really wonder what to do from here since you gotta do something to feel better, you know? Because I feel like the boarding school → Ivy League or Stanford or MIT → IB → MFPE → Tiger Cub path is not enough. That lacrosse and rowing stuff is enough to get any woman to open her legs off rip. I saw it back in those days, and even today, many of my friends who played those sports fuck like crazy.