D*ck Measuring Contest
Which bank has the largest average schlong? We got BBs on top? EBs? Or maybe even the MM bums like Jefferies? Let’s debate.
Which bank has the largest average schlong? We got BBs on top? EBs? Or maybe even the MM bums like Jefferies? Let’s debate.
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Whoever has the most diversity hires.
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