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You piss in a cup then fill out some forms for a background check.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
TonyPerkisI believe its something involving a dildo and clothespins

Ignore my post. This is accurate.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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