I'm thinking of trying shrooms. I am not addicted to any substance (nicotine alcohol) and don't smoke or have a habit of addiction.
I am though, a very curious person, and extremely curious when it comes to drugs. I like trying things, I don't want to die without experiencing the feeling at least once in my life.
So, do banks test for psilocybin?
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why don't you try cocaine, meth, heroin while you're at it
What a dumb take. Hope you find an answer OP, psilocybin is an amazing experience that IMO everyone should have at least once.
I'm interested in substances that alter your perspective, thought process, and give you an out of body experience (psychoactives, deliriants, dissociatives and hallucinogens). LSD actually helped me find myself and focus on my future, which led me to focus on school and my work. It allowed me to see the bigger picture and plan ahead, helped me get a 4.0 in college and land a 150k job.
Yo - you got a connect?
Pretty sure you can't even test for shrooms at least on a piss test, and it clears your system within like a day. Trust me I'm an expert. Plus, most banks don't test for any drugs at all any more! Have fun
From a fellow banker/shroomer - enjoy man!! be opened minded thruout and have some fruit (grapes) on the ready so you dont get dehydrated
processed food tends to not taste as good
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