Do you have a housekeeper?

I live in a 1BR apartment paying c.2k per month. I usually pay for wash and fold service about once every 2-3 weeks (less than 20 dollars). I don't have a housekeeper because I am not home enough to make the type of mess that justifies a housekeeper, although I do know some other analysts who hire cleaning ladies once every 1 or 2 weeks. This is usually because they have 2-3 other roommates, and bathrooms and kitchens can get pretty gross in those types of situations.

My housekeeper likes to clean my DICK while she's tied up in my SEX DUNGEON. Her name?

Janet Yellen.

It's too expensive in my region, but at the same time, I'm too busy to manage my house alone. Don't know what to do.

I have one come every three weeks for ~$120 + tip. It's worth it to get a deep clean, especially being work from home constantly. I also have a dog, so there's an extra layer of hair in my house. 

I’ve never used a housekeeper regularly, but I’ve hired someone for a deep clean a few times when my schedule was out of control. It's honestly been a relief on those weeks I had early starts and late nights, the last thing I wanted to do on a Saturday was scrub a bathroom. The only awkward part is always tidying up a bit before they arrive, just so it doesn’t look too chaotic. I still usually do my own laundry though, just feels easier to keep up with that myself.

If you're ever looking for more specialized cleaning help, especially for commercial spaces or if you have a home office that needs to stay spotless, I’d check out cleanspaceonline.com. They're based in Florida and work with tons of different building types, so you might find their services interesting if you're in the area.