Drunk at my desk
I went to a lunch with my team and I drank too much wine. I am currently completely drunk at my desk. What should I do?
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Embrace the heroism
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Rip a gator tail to center the mind and body, grab a couple Pilsners Urquell to really hit a higher level of thinking, rip one more through the other nostril before leaving to maintain balance, and accuse anyone calling you drunk of being lost in the sauce themselves.
Go take a nap on the shitter
Keep drinking
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