Epic Nights

Not quite epic but...lost my friends and decided I didn't want to pay for a cab. Ran 2.5 miles home (maymyrun.com) and got back 5 minutes after them. Sweating bullets and now I can enjoy the chicken nuggets I craved all day. I love college.

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lol, very nice LF, I would have just called a cab haha

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solid story - would have been better if you hijacked a car, went back to the bar, filled it with girls that lack morals/self esteem and and eat more than just chicken nuggets, and rather than be on WSO @ 4 am, balls deep in one of the aforementioned ladies. Step your game up - I want a status report on tonight

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