If you had to choose between a free short-term experience at a top firm (i.e. UBS Sophomore Symposium, Freshman Frenzy, etc) and attending one of the biggest parties (cost $200-$250) in the south, what would you choose? And why?
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Go suck a monkey.
Hah, Banker88, angry much? What do you want to do, medium-term? Be on www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com or work in banking? Choose from there.
Am I crazy that I can't get enough of this site? I find that the guys are far douchier than the girls are hot...but that's all we really care about anyway, isn't it?
Do you want to be in banking or do you want to have a new pictures tagged of you on Facebook?
Trust me, there are very few opportunities in life to better yourself. There will always be a chance to get wasted.
^^^ Agreed. Never ever pass up a party unless something of value conflicts with it.
It's UBS--who gives a fuck?
Have fun at the party.
shouldnt be a tough decision
A day without a buzz is a day that never was...
Guys are way far douchier than girls are hot. But it's the guys that look rediculious. This sort of reminds me of http://www.guidofistpump.com/
[quote=moneyrunner]Guys are way far douchier than girls are hot. But it's the guys that look rediculious. This sort of reminds me of http://www.guidofistpump.com/[/quote]
lol sweet Carolina, it's gonna be a long day!
ha you're welcome!
ULTRA in miami is not to be missed.
Honestly, it's just a party....you won't remember it anyways.
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