Farm to Table Banking
Some phrases I vote we implement
- free range MBA associate
- grass fed analyst
-local farmed CIM
- non GMO IC
- chemical free planner
- composted intern
- Office to client deck
Some phrases I vote we implement
- free range MBA associate
- grass fed analyst
-local farmed CIM
- non GMO IC
- chemical free planner
- composted intern
- Office to client deck
| +269 | Earliest you can get fired | 58 | 8h |
| +251 | UBS’s M&A BANKERS ARE DOING TERRIBLY. $200M EXTRA IS BEING CUT | 47 | 12h |
| +238 | Investment Banking is Divine | 40 | 4h |
| +223 | Career Crossroads | 31 | 1d |
| +213 | US 2027 SA IB worried about background check | 53 | 1h |
| +206 | Analyst: Why is UBS IB doing worse than peers?, UBS CFO: No Comment | 41 | 21h |
| +204 | Another $115bn Mega deal for these banks. Congrats! | 45 | 5h |
| +122 | Is UBS really that bad? | 38 | 4h |
| +37 | Is Houston SA 28 recruiting already over? | 33 | 6h |
| +25 | 2026-27 IB Energy Top Banks | 8 | 7h |
Career Resources
Artificial Insemination - when the client’s nephew gets hired on the group.
genuinely laughed out loud. +1
Zero emissions PowerPoint, humanely sourced buyer profiles, organic cubicle dinner, biodegradable first years
lolllll biodegradable first years
Perennial - the A2A that skipped buyside recruiting because of FY21 bonuses. Now’s he’s in it for the long haul
Biennial - the 2 and out analysts
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