Going to vent now - Invite for Doostang?

I wanted people to post their e-mail addresses on my Doostang Invites thread that I started, but nobody did. I was planning on finishing off the thread with a big "Fuck You" to let them know that I was just screwing around (I don't even have a Doostang membership, and I never want to). Instead, nobody replied, and now it looks like I was serious, so people will think I'm a tool. GRRRR.

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Yep, I didn't see that "we think you're a tool anyway" zinger coming at all! Very creative. I guess I shouldn't be surprised; banking is full of brilliant maverick thinkers such as yourself.

 

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