Greatest Hardo Stories

Anyone have funny stories about the sociopathic shit that the insane hardos in your group do?

Ya know, the ones that wouldn’t know how to have fun if it hit them in the head. Higher level or lower, there are hardos everywhere!

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Imo hardos are alright cuz for the most part they're intrinsically motivated or genuinely like finance. It's the 'pretend hardos' who are insufferable

 

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