GS Elevator Gossip 5/15-5/23

5/15/12 [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.

5/21/12 “Retail investors should be circumspect of any offering they’re able to get their hands on. If you can get it, you don’t want it.” AR

5/22/12 #1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.

5/22/12 #1: Anchorman 2... Because Morgan Stanley d-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other.

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

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19 Comments
 
DeanPortmanDude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Flake
DeanPortmanDude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.

:(

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
DeanPortmanDude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

"Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence." - Thomas Sowell
 
whitecollarandsuspenders
DeanPortmanDude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

Yea...hormones

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

great :)

btw keep on with this stuff

 
Anacott_CEOPortman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
DeanPortman
Anacott_CEOPortman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

*THE Portman is always right.

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