Hardest Working Man in America Competition

Mitchum is having this "Hardest Working ____ in America" competition. As I write this, the entries have been submitted for plumber, drywaller, chocolatier, and baker, so if you're in that line of work you're SOL. There is no entry for "businessman" or "banker" though, so I wonder if someone from WSO could win this.

I mean, these cats are talking about "I work from 5 in the morning to 8 at night, six days a week" and acting like they're the best thing since shoe strings, and I'm like "yeah so?" I feel like one of you 120-hour-a-week bankers should make a video, though idk how exciting it'd be to make a video about someone sitting in front of a computer working in excel.

Anyway the prize is worth $100,000, which is pretty damn good money if you ask me... even if you're an MD or something.

Here's the competition link (on Youtube): http://bit.ly/dj73hX

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I found out what a Nuva Ring was 3 months later. Really vindicated my decision.

 

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