You're the first person to like being bent over?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
number1monkey:
No. I just thought that if I could get started with the things they would assigned to me early this morning, I might have a day or so to spare over this weekend to help me gf packing for her trip oversea...definitely impossible now

I don't understand your sentence due to improper subject and predicate arrangement, you show difficulty in distinguishing between singular and plural tenses...etc., could this be the problem?

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 
vadremc:
number1monkey:
No. I just thought that if I could get started with the things they would assigned to me early this morning, I might have a day or so to spare over this weekend to help me gf packing for her trip oversea...definitely impossible now

What the fuck is going on with people on this board who:

A. Can't form coherent sentences, B. Write incoherent sentences with multiple spelling errors compounding the aforementioned problem, C. Refer back to A & B

Umm english isn't there first language? Ever thought of that? Also commas after each bullet point, since when is that proper?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancier:
vadremc:
number1monkey:
No. I just thought that if I could get started with the things they would assigned to me early this morning, I might have a day or so to spare over this weekend to help me gf packing for her trip oversea...definitely impossible now

What the fuck is going on with people on this board who:

A. Can't form coherent sentences, B. Write incoherent sentences with multiple spelling errors compounding the aforementioned problem, C. Refer back to A & B

Umm english isn't there first language? Ever thought of that? Also commas after each bullet point, since when is that proper?

A. Commas are perfectly appropriate when listing items depending on the intent of the information being listed, so do some research before you offer unintelligent criticism,

B. You improperly used "there" as opposed to "their", is english your first language?

Irony.

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 
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vadremc:
blackfinancier:
vadremc:
number1monkey:
No. I just thought that if I could get started with the things they would assigned to me early this morning, I might have a day or so to spare over this weekend to help me gf packing for her trip oversea...definitely impossible now

What the fuck is going on with people on this board who:

A. Can't form coherent sentences, B. Write incoherent sentences with multiple spelling errors compounding the aforementioned problem, C. Refer back to A & B

Umm english isn't there first language? Ever thought of that? Also commas after each bullet point, since when is that proper?

A. Commas are perfectly appropriate when listing items depending on the intent of the information being listed, so do some research before you offer unintelligent criticism,

B. You improperly used "there" as opposed to "their", is english your first language?

Irony.

Yeah they are appropriate when you list something... xyz, xxx, yyy. How are they appropriate when you List something

A. B. C. You use A. B. C. to eliminate the use of commas...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Give the work to me and I'll do it......I'm kidding of course, but is there a way to farm out work so guys like me can get IBD experience, and guys like you can get a freaking weekend off?

Get busy living
 

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