Help MS Associate caught me jerking it
I’ve been jerking twice a day to keep to gears turning and I think an associate on my buddy’s team has caught me jerking in the bathroom.
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Think about it like this - Him sharing he witnessed you jerking off is more weird than you doing it in the first place.
Why was he spying on you? How did he know?
I'd just forget about it, and play it off cool if it's brought up, saying you needed to get rid of a morning wood.
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