forwarded to me by some lehman kids.
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HAHAHAH all i have to say
dammn. good stuff
I wonder how many bankers don't understand the satire...
So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
I see that its Amit Chatwani (author) as the indian banker in this video. I find it even funnier since Amit himself is/was a consultant.
I'm sorry but I really didn't find it funny at all, and actually felt embarrassed for most of the participants. I feel bad for saying this but better you hear it from an anonymous poster on an industry forum than from your own mother. Feel free to disagree.
And if you do agree with me then go to the following sites to recover: http://www.billbailey.co.uk/ http://www.thedailyshow.com/ http://themightyboosh.com/
Oh come on really? "You can keep your fucking work-life balance." I had a good chuckle at that.
I like the processed voice saying "oh, that's not a lot of money."
"This is Wall Street bitch, you don't belong here I'm your greatest fear The shit you wish you could be but are too weak to get here"
"Free nights & weekends with no discernible skills. Not sure if you're a consultant or my cell phone bill"
...cmon that was hilarious, "Jedi mind shit, using all five forces"
this rocked.
"where's the Dow at? Still bigger than your bonus" LOL
I liked the "you're in the lower right quadrant, but you're still not my dog."
"You still can't buy bottles with Starwood points"
Pretty sure that anybody who found this video funny is the 19/20 year old type who still masturbates at the thought of working in banking...
...but then again, that is LSO's target audience, so I shouldn't be surprised.
Funny video...but it pretty much tailors to wannabe bankers. Also wtf, grey goose? grey goose is shit...dont be a bitch, drink bourbon/whiskey/scotch...if you have so much cash buy real alcohol. hhaha
have they released the book yet?
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