Hilarous read, goldman sachs treating its employees like pussies

Have people seen this? its hilarious

http://gawker.com/goldman-sachs-is-treating-its-employees-like-pussies-…

"I believe you're familiar with my friend—Goldman Fucking Sachs. Tell me something: does Goldman Fucking Sachs look like a bitch? No? Then why are Goldman Fucking Sachs employees being treated like bitches?

Perhaps I have my badass fucking banks mixed up here. Maybe this shit I read was actually about Well Fargo, or some other pansy factory. Because I never would have thought I'd live to see the day when Goldman Fucking Sachs—the bully on the block, the King of Wall Street, the great fucking vampire squid coming to suck all your capital—would decide to treat its youngest and strongest employees like a bunch of fucking invalids."

Click on the link to read on

 
Anihilist:

Pretty funny till you get to the comments. Those are the real pussies.

-"The only thing they care about more than making money is finding shiny new toys to spend their money on" -"Don't forget fucking bitches and doing blow"
 

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