From Dealbreaker:
"Things came down to hockey vs. UBS summer, and hockey won, which seems reasonable.
From: [redacted]
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2014 7:35 AM
To: [redacted at UBS]
Subject: Internship
Hey [redacted at UBS],
I was on my way to the office this morning but I left my wallet with my ID in it at home. I am not going to be able to continue my internship with UBS this summer.
I have received a hockey opportunity that I need to devote 100% of my time too. With all of the training, skating, yoga, and spin classes that I do I would not be able to contribute as much time to UBS as I had originally hoped or that you would want out of me. I know you said you would be flexible, but these preparations consume most of my day 5 days a week and with the commute from home it would be impossible for me to give all the effort I want to both. I want to say a sincere thank you to you and your colleagues for helping me along the way and for the way you treated me yesterday. I am sorry that this is not going to be able to work out. Thank you again for everything.
Sincerely,
[redacted]"
it just wouldn't be WSO without the UBS bashing
I didn't think it was UBS bashing. Simply a very interesting choice (if true) made by a junior guy.
clearly you haven't been reading either dealbreaker or WSO long enough protip: it's supposed to be satire
Guilty as charged.
For a second I thought your intern had sent this in and you were posting it.
I thought the same thing with regard to his intern. haha.
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