Im a 21 year old guy, I work at a bb IB and I work amongst a bunch of other 21-24 year old jr banker… when you see your other analyst counter parts do you dap them up or shake their hand? What about associates? Vps? Directors? Managing directors?
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You kiss them on the lips to insert your dominance.
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Always been a fist bump guy. I hate shaking hands, but a fist bump is fine. Sometimes people will try and strangle my hand to death - these are the people I squeeze back on and always enjoy when they try and pull away and I just give it another shake or two.
I fist bump everyone and always have in office settings. Even CFO gets a fist bump. Same with president.
I love this post lmao there’s nothing like the fist bump. It’s right in every situation
feels weird doing the business handshake with someone your age when in college you'd just dap up everyone you meet. struggles of entering the real world smh
I slap my bros on the ass and kiss my homies goodnight. Got a problem with that, bigot?
I went to a private school where everyone shakes hands w friends and that has stuck with me to IB.
I too went to a private school and have always dapped my boys up
Likewise
as soon as i make eye contact with them for the first time in the day I run at them full speed shouting there name and they always move out of the way. Got to make sure they know I am dominant
"hey"
I’m a man of class so I firmly shake hands with my right hand and use my left hand to massage their balls
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