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Dude thats like asking someone how many times they masturbate each day.

Depends on the individual. Me in particular I network with the network of the network of the network call it the matrix everyday 24/7 I met an UBS analyst at a chinese restaurant just yesterday. I'll talk to anyone in an expensive suit. Be like the street walker of networking... give a blowjob for a business card, basicly make it your job if you want an offer someday!

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 
barboonDude thats like asking someone how many times they masturbate each day.

Depends on the individual. Me in particular I network with the network of the network of the network call it the matrix everyday 24/7 I met an UBS analyst at a chinese restaurant just yesterday. I'll talk to anyone in an expensive suit. Be like the street walker of networking... give a blowjob for a business card, basicly make it your job if you want an offer someday!

haha this definitely confirms my suspicion that everyone aspiring to work in finance secretly wants to become a high-end male escort.

do these businesses offer managing director titles?

 

^^^ I knew someone who knew a girl that was a high-end female escort and she charged about $5000.00 an hr MDs flew her all over the world. she retired at 28 with $8mil in a retirement account banging a couple of big name NYC lawyers and a couple of MDs she more than tripled her money piecing info together from them about companies and buying options.

Now that ...is a business lesson! Never underestimate the power of the box!

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 

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