I just moved to the city as an intern and with a combination of a caffeine addiction, lack of sleep, and poor diet I have found myself going to the bathroom 3-5 times a day for ~10 mins each time to take a shit. Will this get me any flak or hurt my chances of a return?
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You should be good as long as you scoop up the poop and show your ASO/VP as proof of going to the bathroom.
Don’t worry bro just tell your VP you’re jerking it in there to assert dominance
5 times in a day is a fireable offense. If you've hit 4 but have to go again, use a bottle under your desk.
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