How to know which doors are leading to target-balls ?

You're in heaven for the last 2000 years, and your time has come. The angels visit you at your mansion, and tell you that you have to leave heaven and your 72 virgins to reincarnate. You're sad that you will leave your beatiful virgin wives, but excited for your new life. Angels show you 3 different doors, each one goes to the balls of a different dad.

You open the first door, and then you feel the disgusting smell coming from it. As you get closer, you smell gunpowder, tear, and the hot wave of air comes to your face. You decide to not pick this door, and close it back. You're lucky, because this was the balls of a dad who lives in Alabama with his cousin-wife, multiple guns, multiple Trump posters, and beers. If you had picked this door, you were going to be raised as a conspiracy theorist who never showers and drink beers all the time. Even though you were going to have fun with your sisters during your childhood, your future was not so bright.

You open the second door, and there's literally no smell. As you get closer, you start to feel flower scents coming from it. You realize that door is really tight, and the coming scent is too girly so you decide to close that door too. You're lucky, because this was the balls of a dad who is a vegan feminist, and uses soy to reduce his toxic masculunity. If you had picked this door, you were going to be raised as they/them. Later on life, you were going to have gender problems, and probably transition into an another gender to with hopes of feeling good, and then blame capitalism for the way you're instead of your parents.

You open the third door, there's a clean manly smell along with a nice cologne scent, but a white powder is coming from the door. As you smell more, your nostrils start to hurt, but also you enjoy it. You think this is the best choice you have, and decide jump into the balls of your new dad from the door. You're lucky !! This was the balls of a partner at Goldman Sachs. You hit the jackpot ! You may have chronic alcoholism, and may be eager to use white powder in the future, but you will have a good foundation in life.

If you follow this guide, next time, you can start to your life in the best way possible. It's your choice to be a cuck, incel or an alpha male with a dad in Goldman Sachs.

Good luck !