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I dunno how the rest of you view it but HH's life is a bit weird to me, seems great to a college kid, but honestly it's a bit perverted.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

I think Hefner's lifestyle is a bit odd. Maybe when he was like under 50 it was cool, now it just seems creepy. I'd rather settle down with a woman in my old age (could be 20 years my junior, I don't care) than with a bunch of gold diggers who I pump full of designer drugs and plastic surgery to look like mannequins.

Soros on the other hand is respected, invests his money, is rich as hell, and supports the causes he believes in (no matter how wrong they may be).

Soros hands down.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
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why are u David Tepper?

No I just don't want to be 80 years old

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

OP is forgetting that HH only has lots of bunnies because he has, or had, lots of monies. Soros > HH, QED.

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.
 

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