If anyone is interested in a good chuckle.

I know this isn't typical WSO material but this has just become too much to bear.

Context:
College Freshman
Finance major
Dating a lovely young gal who treats me well and vice versa. We both love each other very much.
Family does not approve of me dating her solely because of my race/religion.
Older brother of sister is trying to get into IB and he's a junior at Dartmouth. Here is his email to me.

Sounds like he just took Financial Accounting 101 and is to be the next Lloyd Blankfein.