Hey guys so for an interview I'm supposed to provide a one-slide anonymous investment teaser to aquire a company. And I was wondering if anyone could give some feedback on it. If you give me feedback that lead to me improving the slide I'll paypal you $100 if I get the job. Let me know if you want a pm.
Thanks in advance!
John
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You're getting deported for undercutting my rate.
Use Tableau and you are guaranteed to get the job.
Don't even worry about doing the teaser, once they find out what kind of a baller you are, they will give you the job right away..
make sure to let em know that you paid $100 for someone to help you with the slide so they know that you are indeed a baller
yes i will and also i will remember to tip the interviewer like dad taught me to
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I'll do it for $499. If you can't afford that we can work something out that involves a 38% interest rate
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