I'm a cheap b*stard working in M&A
My girlfriend snickered at me by the mall saying I should stop being a "cheap b*stard," and I was utterly perplexed. I honestly cannot understand why people think it's wrong to utilize deals and discounts while having plenty of money. It's my hard earned salary, my long hours filled with sweat and tears, so why on earth should I let some overpricing schmuck vendor pump their profits out of me!
In retrospect, I kinda wish I wasn't seeing red when she made the remark, cause after calling her a gold-digger, I've pretty much solidified my chances of getting laid this week to near zero.
King, I'll suck your d*ck!
Ay bro you 100% right. Ain’t nothing wrong in being wise and thrifty wit ur money and anyone who tells you elsewise is the real fool.
This
Your money your choices. Is she the one ruining her hairline, body weight and mental health for a great salary? No? Didn't think so.
She called you cheap for wanting to use some discount codes? As my mum always said, the rich stay rich because they don't spend money. Stay rich my king!
Shop at Walmart and Costco
You're not a cheap bastard, you are smart with your money.
From another Thrift King to the next: Disregard femoids, acquire currency.
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