I'm so prestigious
My base is 30 million and my bonus is 400 million. I'm so prestigious
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Comp =/= prestige
I see you are an analyst 1 :(
you make like 150k pre-tax right? I make that in an hour :///
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You wanna talk prestige, Im down to talk prestige:
I was accepted into the 2+2 HBS program before I was born.
I cold called KKR to receive a same day offer, only to turn it down because "it just wasnt for me"
My Daddy is so old money half of my family's net worth is still kept in original Mesopotamian shekels.
I regularly field calls from CEOs asking "how do I get in your position?"
Biden only gets to use Air Force One on weeks Im not traveling.
Brooks Brothers was founded after my brother and I (were both named Brook).
China and Russia still call my cell to get sign off on major decisions.
I have enough sway to keep JUUL legal in the States.
Yea but is your comp 430 million?
All that in Corp Dev ... man what am I doing in banking
Are you Kylian Mbappe
mbappe is a flopper
The worst part is his perennial “what did I do, am so innocent” look
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