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Listen,

I don't have much time.

You're still young as shit.

Out there in the real world, with real private equity, and real land, and real real estate.

It's war. You might be too stupid to realize this. But it's no longer the Orange County Donald Bren heyday.

It's fucking war. We're gonna win (#Team #Europe) but it's rough

I can only give you one piece of advice kid.

Because you're still not in the game

Call Gang Bang Sluts what they are to their face.

Trust me on this.

We will win. Do not question my command. Our assets are going up, we are dominating the Northeast.

But call them what they are. If you see some Greek slut tell her she's a slut. It doesn't matter if all her "friends" never did

We will win this, not everyone will make it

And even if you don't have kids we can consolidate and enrich the next generation. #Team #Europe

#On #3

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