Investment Bankers: What my family, society, actually do. (picture)

I know everyone has seen these thingys on facebook and shit and probably have searched for banker ones. When someone gets around to actaully making one of those/ finding one, post them here. (what the hell are they actually called, neways.)

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The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
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lol that first one is so true. no matter how many times i drill into my friends heads that investment banking isnt being a stock broker they don't get it

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

These came out better than I thought they would. Too bad the meme's dead (see the beating a dead horse one above) and the world hates us anyways.

Speaking of, anyone give any thought to how we lost the public perception war of the '08 crisis? Yes, certainly, it was the people in M&A who caused everything to go down the tube. And yet, that's the opinion held by everyone I know.

 

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