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firefighterhappy just saw your posts on reddit, awesome
Its enjoyable to fuck with them.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

haha that was hilarious. probably does nothing to help the cause, but I don't think anything you tell them will change their way of thinking.

 

mfw dumb faggots like "I've got a better idea. They are sociopaths. Therefore, they shouldn't be put in jail. They should be put in a mental institution. Heavily medicated. A lifetime of pudding, jello, fingerpaints, and covertly playing with their own feces. Kind of fucked up... but I like it better than jail."

._.

Although I could imagine happy playing with monkey shit maybe.

 

Props to boutique and happy for that haha

U JELLY

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Had this tab open in a browser for more than a day without reading it, just got to the reddit comments and saw HPM + BB4L, absolutely hilarious.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Epic trolling indeed.

"Dude, not trying to be a dick here, but your shop looks like a frontrunner for the cover of Better Boilerrooms & Chophouses or Bucketshop Quarterly." -Uncle Eddie
 

Actually, this doesn't sound too bad. Beats my hours, and I'm not even a banker. "A lifetime of pudding, jello, fingerpaints, and covertly playing with their own feces. Kind of fucked up... but I like it better than jail."

And I'm seriously considering changing my username to JELLYBRO.

 

I honestly want to make a thread on reddit, just to piss people off.

When i get a chance to do that I will let you all know and we can let the trolling parade begin.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
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[–]99thRedBalloon 85 points86 points87 points 18 hours ago

What does your business card look like?

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[+]WallStreetHustla s 392 points393 points394 points 18 hours ago (17 children)

[–]WallStreetHustla s 392 points393 points394 points 18 hours ago

subtle off white coloring with a tasteful thickness

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[+]99thRedBalloon 139 points140 points141 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

[–]99thRedBalloon 139 points140 points141 points 18 hours ago

oh god

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[+]WallStreetHustla s 412 points413 points414 points 15 hours ago (7 children)

[–]WallStreetHustla s 412 points413 points414 points 15 hours ago

Its the same as my penis

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[+]realfinkployd 74 points75 points76 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

[–]realfinkployd 74 points75 points76 points 13 hours ago

I don't want to like you, but I kinda have to now.

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[+]schmearcampain 75 points76 points77 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

[–]schmearcampain 75 points76 points77 points 12 hours ago

So they're both about 2.5 inches long?

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