Jobs are a scam

Say you invested 10k in 10x leveraged treasury futures last year. If you shorted you lost 10k. If you bought you made millions of dollars.

Leverage is all that matters and there is no point in jobs because literally all you have to do is gamble on highly leveraged positions and youll win eventually.

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"If you bought you could have made millions of dollars"

So predict the next move in FICC assets and become a millionaire.

 

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