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The defensive tactic that Muslim teenagers who are being bullied use to defend themselves. just yell, or write the word Bully: Hey, ACHMED, give me your lunch money! Ahmad: BOOM! Bully:AAAAHHH

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 
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wdz0001BOOM

Remember how happy you are at this very moment. 6 months into the job, you'll need it to get through the day as you start to wonder whether your interviewers actually hated you and gave you this job as some sort of sick form of revenge.

Seriously though, congrats.

this.

 

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