Lets change up the flow of this place... answer this question honestly
I doubt they ask these types of questions during the interviews (i am still a prospective monkey) but if they did...
...what kind of animal would you be and why?
I would say that I am a Tiger. I'm a loner by nature but I function well in groups. I can seamlessly blend into my surroundings, but when I'm on my own and the lights are on I am magnificent to observe and rise to the occasion just like a Tiger that comes out of camoflage. I'm aggressive yet extremely strategic in how I manage my efforts similar to how a tiger stalks its prey and perfectly times when it needs to pounce and attack...
thinking too much about it... maybe... but I find it fun... your turn guys!
Lion....King of the jungle
A penguin since they always wear suits.
hey
shut the fuck up
+1
OP apparently doesn't think WSO is ghey enough
im a monkey.
I'd be a Whale. A literal fucking BSD that makes it rain.
A liger.
can I have one of your tots?
lol at all the responses and reasons why, very wallstreet
I would be a fucking zebra because I'm so diverse.
a pig
Cougar
spider
^ wants to be a insect ~!
But, in all seriousness I want to be a crocodile or anaconda b/c they are top of food chain you see.
Also, for fish I would be a muskie / barracuda bc they are also top of food chain do you unlike three.
Also, for building I would be the white house b/c it isn't made out of a tree.
Also, for CEO I would be Jamie Diamond b/c he has good hair like me!
Also, for a insect I want to be fierce so, I would become a bee.
Finally in the end I just want to be free.
But Alas, I'm happy being me.
LOL
blastoise
Charlie Sheen
Orangutan
I'll be a Grizzly
a panda. They are the chillest animals
a fucking camel. That ain't figurative, either.
Dolphins because they get pleasure from sex
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Platypus
Its the only mammal that lays eggs. look that shit up.
a bull shark, strike first, check later
Snail
pterodactyl or eagle.... basically, I wanna fly AND be a badass
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