All,
I just discovered a major, yet simple office hack. Tetris.
The name of the game is too look busy when you're not. Tetris makes it look like you are hard at work with all those lightning fast hot keys and gives you a nice break from the mundane activities in banking.
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Bonus points if you "Walk Seriously".
Whenever you walk somewhere, walk fast/purposefully and with a serious face on. Preferably a scowl. It lets people know you're focused on something important.
This. Also, constantly be farting and make sure its stinky. Can't get assigned extra work if no one is willing to come within 8 feet of you.
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