Major Office Hack - Tetris

All, 

I just discovered a major, yet simple office hack. Tetris.

The name of the game is too look busy when you're not. Tetris makes it look like you are hard at work with all those lightning fast hot keys and gives you a nice break from the mundane activities in banking.

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Bonus points if you "Walk Seriously".

Whenever you walk somewhere, walk fast/purposefully and with a serious face on. Preferably a scowl. It lets people know you're focused on something important.

Just had my trade dispute rejected by Schwab for a loss of 35k. This single issue alone should be a gigantic red flag to anyone who trades on their platform. If they have a system error, and you do not video record your trading (they actually said this), they will not honour their fuck up. Switching everything away from them. Fuck this company.
 
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