Scenario: Purchasing my team's roasts from Starbucks
Action: As I am paying I glance at the fellow Don next to me- he's sporting a gator belt, Gucci Loafers, and a trey of jedi fuel. I look up, and as I am departing we exchange a laugh. Funny how you can ID a fellow monkey.
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