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“Fuck yeah. I’m a badass. Someone go warm up the G4.” And then sometimes they would actually wink and point, motioning for someone to go warm up the G4.

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idragmazda“Fuck yeah. I’m a badass. Someone go warm up the G4.” And then sometimes they would actually wink and point, motioning for someone to go warm up the G4.

Pure.Win.

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glad you liked the quote and got the spirit of the forum post

(yes, I'm looking at you .... all you people who just want to know about $100 cigs!)

 
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Someone who wants everyone to know that they spent $100 on a pack of smokes.

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Wait, is it $100 so 700 RMB or is it 100RMB so $15.

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cause he said extremely expensive, im assuming he paid 100 USD. What a fucking idiot.. It should be illegal for a guy like that to be managing money. If he gets coned into spending 100 bucks on a 1 dollar pack of smokes imagine how he would fuck around with someones elses money.

 
jackilewiscause he said extremely expensive, im assuming he paid 100 USD. What a fucking idiot.. It should be illegal for a guy like that to be managing money. If he gets coned into spending 100 bucks on a 1 dollar pack of smokes imagine how he would fuck around with someones elses money.

Then i guess you don't have thousand dollar suits or any other brand name stuff.

Even if OP bought the dame smoke, so what? i guess no one on this forum cares about prestigious.

You keep it real! haha... :)

 
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jackilewiscause he said extremely expensive, im assuming he paid 100 USD. What a fucking idiot.. It should be illegal for a guy like that to be managing money. If he gets coned into spending 100 bucks on a 1 dollar pack of smokes imagine how he would fuck around with someones elses money.

Then i guess you don't have thousand dollar suits or any other brand name stuff.

Even if OP bought the dame smoke, so what? i guess no one on this forum cares about prestigious.

You keep it real! haha... :)

im old money son. My trust fund is deep, I just dont piss it away cause I wasnt raised a cunt.

 

I discovered that site by chance the other week and ended up reading every single entry in reverse chronological order. So much attitude, yet so much win.

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