Monkeys and bonuses
Hilarious, had to post... reminds me of the day everyone gets their numbers:
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Hilarious, had to post... reminds me of the day everyone gets their numbers:
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Mind defining 'get their numbers'? I have an idea of what you are referring to, but shedding some additional light on the subject would be great
Your bonus is known weeks before it hits your account. That day is a stressful one and people are almost all upset (because everyone is underpaid).
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