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accountingbyday
In The FleshOh really now? Are you guys opening a bar?

you're opening a gay bar?

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Am I finally getting an equity stake for all my racist and bigoted statements/opinions?

I'm also down for a wedding!! LOL.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

iPhone 5?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
In The FleshOpening a PE shop?!

More specifically, it's a trillion dollar fund

...and you get a job, you get a job, you get a job, everyone in the audience gets a job!!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96
In The FleshOpening a PE shop?!

More specifically, it's a trillion dollar fund

...and you get a job, you get a job, you get a job, everyone in the audience gets a job!!

Regards

Psh, we all knew that was coming.

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