most prestigious martini order?
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Original Vesper with Kina Lillet (impossible to get, thus prestigious) and grain-based Vodka, stirred (dilution is unprestigious), with a lemon slice, drunken at the bar of a Caribbean casino
Except the vesper is 3 parts gin, 1 part vodka and a half part kina lillet.
Anyone who uses anything else but Gordon's or Beefeater for their Martini WILL be subjected to Schnapsverschiss, the most shameful punishment imaginable
The modern Gin hype and its consequences have been a disaster for the cocktail culture
On that note, Winston "Warcrimes" Churchill can go smoke a meat cigar, a prestigious Martini must never contain less than 1 part Dry Vermouth for every 4 parts Gin. Anything less is just snobbery.
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espresso martini is the truth
This is the way.
You mean the HeartstopperTM?
Gin, just a splash of vermouth and blue 3 blue cheese olives.
Or a vesper.
I prefer gin only because it’s more prestigious, and if someone argues that they’re a beta consultant
Tanqueray, dry & absolutely fucking filthy like you shit in the drink
Double absolute martini
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