My shitty wife naps EVERY day while I'm slaving away at work!

My shitty wife sleeps EVERY day when our kids nap. On the days she misses her nap she makes it a point to let me know. Imagine being in your 30s and being able to nap every day, never have to do any cleaning or laundry (I got her a maid AND a nanny) and can basically buy whatever you want. No wonder she's always bored and borderline out of her mind. Bitch gonna get a wake up call pretty soon...

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