No Monkey Shit for Hope

Stop crushing other people's hopes and dreams. Reality check is necessary, but when something is clearly possible (ie post-MBA to PE without PE experience) just say it's hard as hell and wish them good luck. No Monkey Shit for Hope.

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So how many monkey shits do you think this is going to get?

Thanks for even bothering to throw monkey shit, I sort of enjoy the attention, but you may have better things to do? Maybe not haha

 

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