NYU Undergrad's SA Cover Letter Goes Viral

"How a Tenacious Summer Analyst Applicant Got Laughed at by Goldman, Morgan, and Everyone Else on Wall Street"

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/tenacious-summer-an…

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WalMartShopper
Anacott_CEOWasn't this posted before?

Didn't someone already post that this was posted before??

Hey Jerry, didn't we already have this conversation?

-George Costanza

Get busy living
 

Definitely feel bad for the guy. Dumb move, but not worthy of this kind of punishment. Nice enough of them to black out his name, I guess?

And this ("That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups") is actually pretty impressive if it's true.

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Yahoo! FinanceInside NYU the email has also gotten play, with graduates of the Stern School of Business taking a shot at their liberal arts college peer.

I found this to be rather lol-worthy.

 

Yahoo Finance. The email chain sent it around unedited. Everyone knows his name and has his full resume (with more than a couple grammar/formatting errors).

At least the kid has a sense of humor. Saw this on the Gawker article: When reached by phone yesterday, Mark was well aware of the furor surrounding his letter, and that he'd overplayed his hand. When asked if he'd gotten a job at J.P. Morgan, he laughed. "No, not at all. Didn't you see my letter?"

http://gawker.com/5883684/the-awful-cover-letter-all-of-wall-street-is-…

 

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