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Wouldn't it suck if you tested positive for that shit? Can't imagine the three minute high is worth it...

Yes, I tried it. I thought it sucked and was a waste of money.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

Dude BB's tell you about your drug test way in advance. For both my SA and FT spots I think I found out the exact window I would take it like 3 months in advance. If you can't hold off on herb for 20-30 days for your job then you have an issue.

Besides, synthetic weed is fucking garbage. Barely works and gives you a headache afterwards.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 
yeahrightYou also can't test for it, so no.
This is not quite right. A traditional cannabis test will not show positive, but you can test for the metabolites of synthetic cannabis in urine. I don't think normal drug tests run this test.
 

I want to cruise over spring break but have a drug test coming up with a BB. Synthetic is shit, but I honestly want something to smoke. I might just buy some cigars or something lol.

 
dtop401I want to cruise over spring break but have a drug test coming up with a BB. Synthetic is shit, but I honestly want something to smoke. I might just buy some cigars or something lol.
dunhill lights.
 

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