Penn Kid Blast Email

I'm sure this has to have been posted already, but have you guys seen the Penn kid's blast email to half of the Wall Street community and his subsequent apologies? Crazy how fast it got around... poor kid has essentialy blacklisted himself in Chiang-like fashion...

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I agree completely... that has to be a tough situation to be in. Think about how much backlash he's probably getting from UPenn alumni, his friends, his classmates. Think about his parents and how tough that must be to see him going through all this.

Good lesson for all you prospective monkeys out there... don't do what he did...

 

It has already been posted here:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/emailing-multiple-firms-not-a-goo…

In that thread, I thought this whole story was fucking stupid. That being said, I did not realize just how many emails he blasted this to which makes this a ton funnier to actually see it:

http://underthebutton.com/2011/09/how-not-to-get-a-job-at-an-i-bank/ema…

 

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