Europeans know how to stage a riot and set cars on fire.

Americans bring drums and form a drum circle (circle jerking).

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

Ok, seriously, those fuckers who got C+ in Calculus during their freshman year bitching how those who worked harder than they did are now earning more than them is just pathetic. Hope they all become beggers.

 
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