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Nooooooo don't go!

xoxo

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

Hi George,

I bumped into your daughter Barbara on the subway the other day. She got on at 77th St and sat next to me until I got off at my stop. What was she doing on her own? Where is her graffiti artist boyfriend? I wanted to ask her myself but refrained cause I didn't want others to recognize her--it was a crowded train and many in the city are not exactly fans of yours.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
peinvestor2012

Tell your father I say hello

Read my lips....no more liberal grandchildren! Thou the little brown ones are still adorable and can probably win the hispanic votes to the GOP column (or at least to some extent).

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 

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