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This following story sounds unreal, but WSJ is pretty reputable. "To combat a thriving black-market in greenbacks, Argentina's government has taken to deploying tax inspectors with dollar-sniffing dogs." Essentially the government is cracking down on capital flight. If you're trying to convert local currency into U.S. dollars, the message is, the government will find you.

on.wsj.com/NkjPyq

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I don't know what it will take for Argentina to get with the program. Capital controls is an odious resort- enacted by the most debased governments.

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