Screw a career on wall street, I am getting a $ sniffing dog

Why work 80-hour weeks if you can just have a dog do all the work for you.

This following story sounds unreal, but WSJ is pretty reputable. "To combat a thriving black-market in greenbacks, Argentina's government has taken to deploying tax inspectors with dollar-sniffing dogs." Essentially the government is cracking down on capital flight. If you're trying to convert local currency into U.S. dollars, the message is, the government will find you.

on.wsj.com/NkjPyq

4 Comments
 

I don't know what it will take for Argentina to get with the program. Capital controls is an odious resort- enacted by the most debased governments.

Bene qui latuit, bene vixit- Ovid
 

Similique est porro laborum modi ut et. Incidunt fugit quia reiciendis qui ut. Nam rerum est consequatur consequuntur ratione enim dolorum vel.

Labore pariatur aperiam aliquid dolorem dolores aperiam laboriosam. Sequi excepturi molestiae consectetur. Excepturi ipsa fugit commodi ut. Perspiciatis ipsum aspernatur aut sit aspernatur.

Dolores qui accusamus accusamus quisquam recusandae beatae enim quibusdam. Aliquid nihil provident voluptates consequuntur velit id. Aut ut et in commodi dolores eius. Porro voluptas hic numquam dicta.

Nothing can stop me.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.3%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.7%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.7%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (15) $434
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (79) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”