Secretary for 25 Years

So a friend of mine asked me for some advice, so I thought I'd pass it along here, as I had no idea what to say.

To make a long story short, my friend's boss asked him to make an honorary bowl/plate or something like that to commemorate his secretary's 25 year work anniversary at the firm. He then said make sure you find a good replacement for her and then winked.

Is he supposed to fire her? Does he want the new secretary to be hot? Can you actually have bowls like that made?

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3/17

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