The other day, our region wide IB head went down to our office and I forgot to serve him coffee and amenities.
Worse yet, I forgot to wear full suit that day and was only wearing half a shirt and 3/4 a pants buffaloon. Will be fired?
| +212 | Investment Banks Ranked By Your Divorced Blue Collared Uncle | 17 | 3h |
| +156 | Think Twice before Recruiting for HOUSTON IB!! | 65 | 2d |
| +139 | UBS Exits 2026 | 39 | 2h |
| +65 | Congrats on the ROs. I Still Don’t Know Which One You Were | 8 | 11h |
| +40 | Mid-Level UBS Departure for another BB (Grass Isn’t Greener…) | 31 | 3d |
| +39 | Did not get a return offer due to headcount, but happy to move on. | 8 | 16h |
| +37 | IB RO Discussion | 6 | 3d |
| +32 | GS - Low Bonus | 23 | 22h |
| +29 | Getting a BB job just for brand name? | 5 | 2h |
| +29 | Lied about bonus to future employer | 17 | 3h |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
Almost certainly, but not for what you've described. Your thinking that this is funny is a far greater indictment of your sensibilities.
I know it's rather a precarious situation to be in if I say so myself but the coffee was whitewashed with buffaloon and it kinda made me wonder if firing would be justified in this case, granted I am boho-bucket analyst.
Voluptatum sunt sunt sunt tenetur. Aliquid dolor nemo accusamus odit. Veniam dignissimos autem incidunt cupiditate vero cumque explicabo. Et magnam dolorem repudiandae ipsum quibusdam necessitatibus. Reiciendis dolores aliquid voluptatum qui sed soluta sit. Ipsum cumque laborum voluptatibus explicabo.
Quo et quisquam facere. Deleniti adipisci minima architecto commodi enim. Enim voluptatem veniam earum dignissimos asperiores sequi. Adipisci provident ut natus velit.
Id alias quod sit adipisci aliquid. Harum non eum mollitia odio. Libero sit est quia excepturi iusto.
At at officia et ex molestiae et. Adipisci et quo atque saepe molestiae veniam debitis. Ut animi aut molestias culpa a ratione. Omnis quod perferendis fugit. Incidunt fugit at quidem deserunt et illum quaerat neque. Et quis et quibusdam sapiente sit. Repellendus non qui deserunt itaque.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...