The other day, our region wide IB head went down to our office and I forgot to serve him coffee and amenities.
Worse yet, I forgot to wear full suit that day and was only wearing half a shirt and 3/4 a pants buffaloon. Will be fired?
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Almost certainly, but not for what you've described. Your thinking that this is funny is a far greater indictment of your sensibilities.
I know it's rather a precarious situation to be in if I say so myself but the coffee was whitewashed with buffaloon and it kinda made me wonder if firing would be justified in this case, granted I am boho-bucket analyst.
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