So, one thing led to another, and I ended up hooking up with my MD's daughter. Turns out, she blabbed about it to her dad, and now he knows everything. How screwed do you think I am?
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Depends if she likes you and if she’s hot.
that only depends on how badly you ‘screwed’
Tell him she has a new daddy, and daddy deserves a promotion.
If you are top bucket - high 5 from MD and welcome to the family
If you are bottom bucket - immediately fired and daughter disowned
100% chance he takes it out on his "whore daughter" and you're safe. If anything, he answers to you now. It is his daughter that brought the family great disgrace.
That’s great lol tell us more, how’d it all happen
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